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Cocktail Humor: I’m Not Slurring My Words, I’m Talking in Cursive — Cocktail Napkins
Premium funny cocktail napkins (4.53″ × 4.53″), 20 per pack. Linen-like airlaid feel, super absorbent, full-color print. Discounts automatically apply on multi-pack bundles.
Price range: $6.99 through $59.99
Buying for a party? Choose a multi-pack bundle to save.
Bring the laughs to the bar cart with cocktail napkins with sayings that actually get used. These premium airlaid napkins have a soft, linen-like feel—so they look elevated on the table, but stay easy and disposable for real-life hosting.
Each set is printed in full color for a crisp, vibrant finish, and the material is highly absorbent (because cocktails spill… a lot). They’re perfect for happy hour, girls’ night, game day, dinner parties, and anyone who loves funny cocktail napkins with a little attitude.
Buying for a crowd? These come in packs of 20, and you’ll save when you grab multi-pack bundles—great for parties, events, and easy hostess gift moments.
Details
- Size: 4.53″ × 4.53″
- Quantity: 20 napkins per pack
- Material: Premium airlaid (linen-like feel)
- Print: Full-color, professional-quality
- Use: Bars, parties, events, gifting (hostess gifts + housewarmings)
Perfect for: happy hour, girls’ night, dinner parties, housewarmings, and easy hostess gifts.
Additional information
| Weight | 2 oz |
|---|---|
| Dimensions | N/A |
| Quantity Pack | 1 Pack (20), 5 Packs (100), 10 Packs (200), 20 Packs (400), 25 Packs (500) |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping: Orders ship in 24-48 hours.
Returns: No returns on opened packs. If anything arrives damaged, we’ll make it right.
Frequently Asked Questions
How many napkins come in a pack?
20
What size are they?
4.53" X 4.53"
Do discounts apply on multi-packs?
Yes! And if you would like a different quantity, feel free to contact our customer service to discuss your needs.







