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Cocktail Humor: I’m Not Slurring My Words, I’m Talking in Cursive — Cocktail Napkins

Premium funny cocktail napkins (4.53″ × 4.53″), 20 per pack. Linen-like airlaid feel, super absorbent, full-color print. Discounts automatically apply on multi-pack bundles.

Price range: $6.99 through $59.99

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Bring the laughs to the bar cart with cocktail napkins with sayings that actually get used. These premium airlaid napkins have a soft, linen-like feel—so they look elevated on the table, but stay easy and disposable for real-life hosting.

Each set is printed in full color for a crisp, vibrant finish, and the material is highly absorbent (because cocktails spill… a lot). They’re perfect for happy hour, girls’ night, game day, dinner parties, and anyone who loves funny cocktail napkins with a little attitude.

Buying for a crowd? These come in packs of 20, and you’ll save when you grab multi-pack bundles—great for parties, events, and easy hostess gift moments.


Details

  • Size: 4.53″ × 4.53″
  • Quantity: 20 napkins per pack
  • Material: Premium airlaid (linen-like feel)
  • Print: Full-color, professional-quality
  • Use: Bars, parties, events, gifting (hostess gifts + housewarmings)

Perfect for: happy hour, girls’ night, dinner parties, housewarmings, and easy hostess gifts.

Additional information

Weight 2 oz
Dimensions N/A
Quantity Pack

1 Pack (20), 5 Packs (100), 10 Packs (200), 20 Packs (400), 25 Packs (500)

Shipping & Returns

Shipping: Orders ship in 24-48 hours.
Returns: No returns on opened packs. If anything arrives damaged, we’ll make it right.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many napkins come in a pack?

20

What size are they?

4.53" X 4.53"

Do discounts apply on multi-packs?

Yes! And if you would like a different quantity, feel free to contact our customer service to discuss your needs.